Fun and funky riddles!

The apples have the answers!

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

What sea creature is always grumpy?

What do rabbits put into their computers?

Where should you put your cable tv?

What's more dangerous than pulling out a shark's tooth?

What did the dentist give the marching band?

Where does the catcher sit for dinner?

What did the hockey player do when the thief demanded money?

What do you call a flying skunk?

What do you find in the middle of nowhere?

What kind of guitars do whales play?

What did the leaves name their son?

What do you call a lazy bison?

What did the comedian name his son?

Where do books sleep?

What did the cook name his son?

What's full of holes but still holds water?

What kind of fruit do trees like?

Who granted the fish's wish?

What do you call someone who's crazy about hot chocolate?

What do elves use to make sandwiches?

I'm a strange contradiction; I'm new, and I'm old,
I'm often in tatters, and oft decked with gold,
Though I never could read, yet lettered I'm found;
Though blind, I enlighten; though loose, I am bound,
I'm always in black, and I'm always in white;
I'm sad and I'm happy, I am heavy and light--
In form too I differ--I'm thick and I'm thin,
I've no flesh and bones, yet I'm covered with skin;
I've more points than the compass, more stops than the flute;
I sing without a voice, without speaking confute.
I'm English, I'm German, I'm French, and I'm Dutch;
Some love me too fondly, some slight me too much;
I often die soon, though I sometimes live ages,
And no royalty alive has so many pages.

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